hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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