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(781): View more from Massachusetts

Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse

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(515): View more from Iowa

It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..

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(503): View more from Oregon

I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006

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(870): View more from Arkansas

It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.

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(909): View more from California

i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life

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(805): View more from California

I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.

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(801): View more from Utah

My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend

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(501): View more from Arkansas

I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.

(848): View more from New Jersey

I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.

(732): View more from New Jersey

I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.

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