I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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