Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
we made out on top of his cat.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
