Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Even my vagina gasped.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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