I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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