jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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