The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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