shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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