it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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