She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Your shirt... Was in my pants
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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