Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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