If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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