This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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