Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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