Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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