I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Everyone says I win the strip club
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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