My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The power of my boobs compel you
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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