I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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