you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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