oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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