You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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