His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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