Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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