Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
God, I missed his penis.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
