Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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