Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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