The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
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