Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i drank out of a bidet.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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