i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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