By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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