Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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