I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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