NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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