yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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