Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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