Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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