The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
mondays should just be called national damage control day
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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