As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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