Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Boobs speak an international language.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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