1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Almost screamed "GO FISH MOTHER FUCKER" at the girl I nanny today. Drunken card games shouldn't bleed into my sober life.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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