ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
