How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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