don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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