just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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