Kiss
Puke
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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