i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Randomize
