That's intense
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Randomize
