I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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