if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
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