what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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